The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest

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tyleroakley:

I am Kerry Wheeler.

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efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

oh yes

her date did too

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trammybear:

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

YES.

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magneticmovements:

4freckles-on-her-nose:

me everyday

me right now

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